Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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why do you care?

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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