Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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