Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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giddy goat

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Daym im romantic

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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