Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Lil Wayne

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Neither have I

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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