What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Cancer

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Hahaha

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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