- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Moo! I'm a goat!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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