How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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