"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Davey Peterson.

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Justin's humor

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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