adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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