A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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69

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poop

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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