Help I'm being raped!

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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A black man in a country bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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