Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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a man is running away

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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