Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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a horse nibbled a baby

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hi

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Romans rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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