your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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a horse nibbled a baby

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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