Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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I drive a 'rarri

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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