Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

whats yellow? lots of things.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

all your base are belong to mark

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

u jelly?

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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