- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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