What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

Agent 47.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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