knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Hello.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What is a chair?

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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penis

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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