what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Politics

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Caroline Kelly.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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