Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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What you reading? reading?

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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420

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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