what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Rick santorum

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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