- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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