- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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