Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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I am a women

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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woman's rights

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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