- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Alex Gedrose.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

I can count to potato.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!