Do u take sugar?

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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