- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Alex Gedrose.

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