What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

r u smart..... or ur black

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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