Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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