- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Hillary Clinton

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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