Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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