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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Your Mom!!!

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

hextech crafting too opieop

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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