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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

A seal walks into a club.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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