Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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