What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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