- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Black People

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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