What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Justin Bieber

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Hello.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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The Christian Bible.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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ugh good riddance

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