Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

... Chan chan

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Want to hear a Joke? No.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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