- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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