Yo mama's fat.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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