Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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hi bye

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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