Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Obama

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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