A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Justin Beiber

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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you are a åsshole :)

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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your life

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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