- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Your grandma's cookies.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Gingers.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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