What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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