- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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