general tso's broccoli

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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420

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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to get to the other side.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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