- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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