What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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DERP

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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