- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

A white person at Harvard

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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