One time I masturbated by myself

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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homework

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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learn the ropes?

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