- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Knock knock ... No ones home

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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