What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Sac

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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