- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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