Women's rights.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Anyone??????????/

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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69

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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