Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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mark is religion

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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