What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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