What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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