Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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falling didnt make the difference

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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