- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??