- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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