- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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