theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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<=3 penis

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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