Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Knock, Knock ...

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Three black men were walking...

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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