- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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