- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Do you know the muffin man? No

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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