- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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