A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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out of your comfort zone

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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