why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Penis

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Anti Joke

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