What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

black people

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Dylan is a person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

meh

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

banana

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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