Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

I said I hate niiggers

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

hey bill!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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