Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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hey bill!

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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