- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Justin Bieber.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

VAGINA.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Samraj.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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