- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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