What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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