- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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