- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Jesus was a good guy

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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