- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Erectile Dysfunction.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Poop...

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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