You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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