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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Jesus was a good guy

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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