There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Knock knock. Racism.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Compton

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Spinabifita

TIMMAH!

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Hey Shea

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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