How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Knock, Knock ...

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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