So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

giddy goat

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Erectile Dysfunction.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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